Paris Hilton Signs With Cash Money Records, House Album Underway

Paris Hilton has officially joined Birdman’s label, Cash Money Records, with plans of an EDM album.

Birdman shared his excitement on Twitter, “Welcome@ParisHilton to tha Family.RichgangRichgirl.YMCMB,” he wrote, before adding “we can expect new music from the hotel heiress “soon”. 

Lets all beg the EDM gods that this is all a bad joke.